the man and the man

we have a man that name batman and man.lets read what they are talking

man:hey batman man......
batman:hey man man.........
man:man man man..........
batman:man man man man.........
man:man?
batman:man?
man:man?
man man?
batman:mannnnnnnn?
man:ma'am?
ma'am:ma'am ma'am ma'am..........

the ma'am take the man and get home

batman:man?????

they not speaking english they speak man and ma'am.

THE MANS WHO ENTER THE DRUGSTORE

-give me a pack of condoms.
-what size?
-i don't know...
-well,take this board with holes,and go to the toilet and measure.in 1 minutes and come back:
-i have change my mind,i don't need the condoms.how much is the boards